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it sucks when you think a stranger would be your type 100% but it would just be weird to try and spark up conversation like that. i saw a guy at target that i wanted to be my boo :{
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we had sex one time and you’re adding me as a “personal business contact” on linkedin. DOES THAT MEAN YOURE IN A SEXUAL SERVICES COMPANY OR SOMETHING…
dear god i hope this is my period
(Source: mylifesarumor, via joeeffingmayo)
(Source: fuckyeahprettyfatchicks, via seeyouloveyoubeyou)
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Lana Del Rey - Children of the Bad Revolution
HOLY CRAP I LOVE IT
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Carly Rae Jepson - Call me maybe
this is terrifying
sounds like something cannibals would listen to as they dance around in a circle
^^^ exactly O_O
im scared as hell
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