June 2012
it sucks when you think a stranger would be your type 100% but it would just be weird to try and spark up conversation like that. i saw a guy at target that i wanted to be my boo :{
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there are some people in this world that i wish...
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we had sex one time and you’re adding me as a “personal business contact” on linkedin. DOES THAT MEAN YOURE IN A SEXUAL SERVICES COMPANY OR SOMETHING…
dear god i hope this is my period
May 2012
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i hate being torn between two family members. they’re tugging me in opposite directions and it’s fucked up. THATS IT, TIME TO PUT ON MY “CA KRISTI” HAT AND MEDIATE THIS BITCH
Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
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bitch you have a bachelor's degree? then why can't...
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Thor: GREETINGS, I JUST BECAME ACQUAINTED WITH THEE
Thor: AND THIS IS OUTSIDE THE REALM OF SANE CONDUCT
Thor: BUT HERE IS THE CODE NUMBER FOR MY COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE
Thor: THOUGH I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE
sexting is dirty business.
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