June 2012
Jun 1st
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it sucks when you think a stranger would be your type 100% but it would just be weird to try and spark up conversation like that. i saw a guy at target that i wanted to be my boo :{ 
Jun 1st
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there are some people in this world that i wish...
Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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we had sex one time and you’re adding me as a “personal business contact” on linkedin. DOES THAT MEAN YOURE IN A SEXUAL SERVICES COMPANY OR SOMETHING…
Jun 1st
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dear god i hope this is my period
Jun 1st
May 2012
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Listenericmolyneaux: volonta: Carly Rae Jepson -...
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Listenericmolyneaux: volonta: Carly Rae Jepson -...
May 31st
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i hate being torn between two family members. they’re tugging me in opposite directions and it’s fucked up. THATS IT, TIME TO PUT ON MY “CA KRISTI” HAT AND MEDIATE THIS BITCH
May 31st
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Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
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bitch you have a bachelor's degree? then why can't...
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Listennew childish track
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Listenassistantt0theregionalmanager: Underoath - A Boy...
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Listenmusic-expressions: Everclear - Father of Mine ...
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Thor: GREETINGS, I JUST BECAME ACQUAINTED WITH THEE
Thor: AND THIS IS OUTSIDE THE REALM OF SANE CONDUCT
Thor: BUT HERE IS THE CODE NUMBER FOR MY COMMUNICATIONS DEVICE
Thor: THOUGH I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE
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sexting is dirty business.
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